The is going to loosly be based on "No Handlebars" by the Flobots. And by "loosly" based, I mean it's going to have the same format and kind of same tone.. You'll see. It's going to be a parody. Also, I think in the future I'll do one of these about swallowing my gum.
Mine's about Driving. From permits to licenses to crashes. Yup.
Here we go:
No Headlights On
These people drive their cars with no headlights on
no headlights on
no headlights on
I don't know 'bout you but..
I can't drive a car with no headlights on
no headlights on
no headlights on
~Verse one~
Look at me, look at me
Hands on 10 and 2 like its good to go and
DRIVE
And I'm a decent driver,
Even when the road's all squiggly
I can show y'all how to turn right
I can show y'all how to do a U-turn
I can take apart the engine block
And I can put it (almost) back together
I can hook-up a chain real good
I can tell you all 'bout Mr. Earnhardt
I know the Owner's Manual back 'n forth
And "The Rules of the Road" too
Me and my friend saw some jaywalkers
Me and my friend called the cops on 'em
And guess how long they took?
I can drive however I want, cuz, look:
I can keep my speed with no cruise control
No cruise control
No cruise control
I can see yo' face on the radio
On the radio
Hey, that's just how I roll
~Verse Two~
Look at me, look at me
Just called to say I'm on a
DRIVE
In such a small town
Everybody seems to stink at this..
I need to make some money so I can pay for gas
I can take you with me if ya want
Look at me, look at me
Driving and I won't
STOP
It feels so good to be alive
and oh... Cops.
My foot is sinking
Down to the floor
Pedal to the medal, lock up the doors
My gas is waning
The lights burnt out
The cops just caught me
They wouldn't have noticed if
I had driven with my headlights on
my headlights on
My headlights on
If I hadn't driven with my taillights out
My tail lights out
My tail lights out.
So... Yeah. I don't know where it came from. It kinda stinks. But yeah. I like it.. :)
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